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Seriously saw a bio on tinder that said “looking for someone to fix me”
Just waving the red flags all up in peoples faces huh
This on the other hand… I have no idea what kind of flag this is.
I just saw someone who listed his occupation as “potential boyfriend” I’m speechless
[Image ID: A screenshot that says "If you can correctly guess my favorite beer, chipotle order, or celebrity crush I will venmo you $1". ./ End ID]
i wont tell anyone how im feeling cuz im no snitch
i will snitch to strangers on the internet tho
Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.
Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.
These are the beans of a killer, Bella.
the epic highs and lows of ordering something online
- see something nice
- order
- oh no that’s my money
- money is gone
- waiting
- waiting
- waiting
- OBJECT HAS ARRIVED
